Suffice it to say that what the party needs is more Barnum and Bailey. Screw policy. We need someone who wins elections.
Maybe we should have an anthem. Something we can mosh to.
We need rumours of mob ties. Or maybe Joe should get one of his staffers pregnant. I vote that we get all the candidates completely hammered before the next debate.
Someone should streak. It's fun, it's fast, it's naked.