America starts to ask questions about 9/11. Why didn't Bruce Willis stop the terrorists?
“Don’t get me wrong. Willis has done this country truly heroic service in the past. Time and time again he’s shown that even if you’re just one man that doesn’t like to play by the rules, you can still stop any number of crazed foreigners with wisecracking American knucklepower and advanced automatic weaponry. No one’s questioning that. But when it comes to the really big one, where is he? Nowhere, that’s where.”
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Where have you gone, Bruce Willis
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)