ELECTION JOKE
(the edited version)

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone on Earth has one and every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."



"Oh, " said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That is Nelson Mandela's. The hands have seldom moved, " said St. Peter.



"Incredible, " said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."



Where's Stephen Harper's clock?" asked the man.

"Harper's clock is in Jesus' office," said St. Peter. "He's using it as a ceiling fan".