This summer's newest blockbuster, as yet untitled, will follow the leaders of Canada's 4 party leaders. I have an exlusive thingy, whatever it's called when movie mags get to have a sneak peek at a movie. Maybe it's just called a "sneak peek".

Adam Sandler as the evil Stephen Harper (Canadian Alliance): An extremist trying to portray himself as a moderate. In this scene he has just uttered the words "I wouldn't send Canadian troops to Iraq, honest"



Scene1 takes place in a Canadian Alliance caucus meeting, where the latest political opinion poll has just been announced:




Michael McKean as Paul Martin (Liberal): A bumbling Prime Minister trying to portray himself as a non-bumbling Prime Minister. Here we see Martin holding his copy of the latest Liberal speaking points, which he downloaded from Warren Kinsella's website.





Martin Gore (Depeche Mode) as Gilles Duceppe (Bloc Quebecois): A Canadian trying to sell himself as a traitor. In this scene Duceppe has just removed his hairnet after touring a Quebec cheese factory:






Paul Newman as Jack Layton (NDP): A former Toronto City Councillor, keeping his mouth shut, hoping everyone else will self-destruct so he can pick up the pieces.



That's all. The movie release date has not been finalized, but probably the end of June.